Nick Pitera <3
I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great
write a book right now

dude
dude
dude
DUDE
I CAME
ARE YOU FU CKING SHITTING ME
If you had told me earlier today that this song could also be a warrior queen’s battle chant, I would have looked at you funny
STOP THE GODDAMNED BOAT.
Listen to this. If you’re my friend, LISTEN TO ITOh my god, it’s the Summer Court from Accord.
One does not simply reblog
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
omg she recognizes me on video chat
the third one
“human?”
“HUMAN?”
“HUMAN WHERE ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU TRAPPED IN HERE
“I WILL FREE YOU FROM THIS DEVIL MACHINE”
^^^
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK
this makes me so emotional
i cant take australians seriously because of the didgeridoo
u wonna fite m8 ill smash ye fuckin head in
u sure u wanna didgeridothis
oh no you didgeriDIDNT
australians
What?
do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me
you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing
I was going to argue but yeah you’re right
Bonus points if they are from fictional characters.
f-fiCTIONAL CHARACTERS?
AS IN
PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY PRETEND TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE FOR ME
impossible

when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
like a screen door in a hurricane
omg when i was a freshman my math teacher told the class about her divorce and everyone was like “aww sorry” but then she said “its okay cuz i still use his netflix account and netflix is all i care about”







